You're walking through the darkened ruins and structures as you meander towards the haunted house, hoping that nothing is following or poised to attack you.  In the distance you can hear the screams of the poor souls that are trapped inside...why are you still walking towards those horrific sounds, are you compelled to enter?

Further in the distance you hear the constant sound of something getting shot, and the low pitiful moans from the dead and dying zombies.  The hunters are excited as they are getting to shoot the scurge of zombies before they can attack the ZEV (zombie eradication vehicle), Take part in the Zombie Paintball Adventure, Task Force Z.E.R.O. the Zombie Eradication and Research Organization, was again awarded a government contract to collect all infected bodies from the Southern New Mexico and West Texas jurisdictional containment zone. 
However with the recent rains we have seen an increase in the number of zombie collection calls and we need to reduce our zombie population as they have been feeding on some of the escaped inmates and need to be put down.  Our research has confirmed what had been internet rumors… that zombies must be shot in the head to terminate them.  We have collected more than we can dispose of in a timely manner and are looking to you to help eradicate them.

Only at the Terror Trail Haunted House and Zombie Paintball Adventure.